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Sassy Instagram Captions

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Sassy Instagram Captions:-



  • I am fucking gold but you prefer silver and that’s okay



  • I am too full of life to be half loved



  • Oh, honey, you can’t break a broken heart



  • If I can’t have you, my love, then I’ll destroy you



  • I want to cry but I have shit to do



  • Killed my old self but the new me isn’t much better…



  • Are you afraid to fall in love? I’m afraid of being the only one who falls



  • Be real with me or get the fuck out of my face



  • Why play tag when I’m already it?



  • NO girl is me. She may be cute but she’s not me



  • Stuck in a generation where love is just a quote and lying is the new truth



  • Too smart to play your stupid games



  • If you think loving her was hard, try forgetting her



  • My biggest mistake wasn’t falling for you, it was thinking you had fallen for me too



  • My standards are high, your chances are low



  • You can try, but you’ll never do it like me



  • Why chase you when I’m the catch



  • Chill babe, we’re all bad in someone’s story



  • I lost someone who didn’t care, you lost someone who did



  • Put me on your wishlist



  • Everything is temporary



  • She’s the goddess of her own hell



  • You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now



  • Stop chasing the wrong one, the right one won’t run



  • What if who I hope to be was always me?



  • Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman’s got to hold on to -Stephen King



  • Oh hun, I don’t argue. I just explain why I’m right



  • So I’m invisible to you now? That’s cool, I’ve always wanted a superpower



  • The moon dances with me in ways the sun will never know



  • Oh honey, you can’t break me



  • I love me enough for the both of us



  • She looks like heaven but she’s born to sin



  • Some days I can’t stop thinking about you and other days I wonder why I’m wasting my time



  • Thank u, next (semester)



  • I don’t always have time to study but when I do I still don’t



  • Go disappoint the next bitch, I’m busy



  • I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first



  • Let’s just live. What happens, happens.



  • I like that we say “Oh man…” to express disappointment. Because men are, in fact, disappointing.



  • My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you, it just means your level of stupidity rendered me speechless



  • Not heartless just using my heart less



  • Black like my soul



  • I miss what we had but I don’t miss you



  • I’m Prada you’re nada



  • Behind every bad bitch is a sweet girl who got tired of everyone’s bullshit



  • Losing you was actually my win



  • Aren’t we all sinners?



  • Keep your fake love away from me



  • Throwing shade like it’s sunny



  • Wave it in his face, say “Boy, bye”



  • My only regret? I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off



  • If I leave, I’m sorry for your loss



  • Losing you was a nightmare but loving you was even worse



  • It’s not fair to toy with people’s emotions



  • It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste



  • You’re the piece of me I wish I didn’t need



  • They say I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste



  • I may not be perfect but at least I’m not you



  • I’m loyal but I ain’t stupid



  • I kissed more bottles than boys and honestly, a hangover hurts less than heartbreak



  • It’s not selfish to do what’s best for you



  • I gave it all and you gave me shit



  • We all do things we said we would never do



  • I hate you because I have to wonder for the rest of my life why I wasn’t good enough



  • She wears black but she has the most colorful mind



  • I’m nicer when I like my outfit



  • If I’m not the greatest love of your life then I’ll be your greatest loss instead



  • Me chasing you? Bitch, read it backwards



  • Too beautiful to live, too wild to die



  • Don’t make her fall in love if you can’t love her



  • Girls just wanna have funds



  • You don’t miss the person, you miss the feeling



  • Don’t be a lady, be a legend



  • This is life, not heaven. You don’t have to be perfect.



  • All she wanted was someone to look at her and see the person she hid so well



  • Don’t chase anything but drinks and dreams



  • Maybe my problem is that when I’m lost I look for you and not myself



  • Feelings? Fuck them.



  • Love is like cigarettes — it’s fun at first but eventually, it kills you



  • I’m trying to make people smile but none of them try to make me happy



  • Treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played



  • What happened to me? I grew up.



  • Faked it.



  • She has that power no one can ignore — she loves herself



  • Only a fool for you



  • I don’t see you in my dreams anymore



  • Wasn’t born to please you, boy



  • I don’t want feelings I want new clothes



  • Why would I be mad? He chose trash over treasure.



  • Monsters in our head are scarier than monsters under our bed



  • I am not a second choice



  • Not a secret, just not your business



  • I’m glad you stopped talking to me, it’s like the trash took itself out



  • Brown eyes are just brown eyes until you love someone with brown eyes



  • She made the devil pray to God



  • Head in the clouds and I’m not coming down



  • I don’t have time for idiots



  • The more unhappy we are the more fake we become



  • No boyfriend, no problem



  • I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore



  • Whatever happens tomorrow, we’ve had today



  • They save love is pain, well darling, let’s hurt tonight



  • Lusted by many, loved by none



  • I feel bad for the people who never go crazy



  • If karma doesn’t get you, I sure will



  • People change. Satan used to be an angel.



  • Do you ever just miss a feeling?



  • I’m a girl. I should do as I like.



  • Don’t be average be savage.



  • We’ve all caught feelings for someone we wish we haven’t



  • I don’t take shit personal from a person who don’t know me personally



  • We loved each other at the wrong time



  • You put me in a bad mood.



  • To the moon and never back



  • It’s like you’re screaming and no one can hear



  • What is it, asshole day?



  • Not giving a fuck is better than revenge



  • You look 100% better when I can’t see you



  • We blame society but we are society



  • Best way to not get your heart broken? Pretend you don’t have one.



  • If I have to fight to get your attention then I don’t want your attention



  • I’ll find somebody else like you



  • I deserved a better goodbye -Perry Poetry



  • Baby, why you bullshittin?



  • You hurt me and I said sorry



  • Too glam to give a damn



  • The one thing I learned that night is maybe I should have stayed home



  • Don’t be someone’s “sometimes” -Bridgett Devoue



  • I want to fall in love but I’m bored of everyone I meet



  • I simply had to call you and tell you that I couldn’t care less



  • I’m in control of everything except love



  • At least we’re under the same sky



  • Ya’ll hate me but ya’ll still watching



  • I’m not wondering if I’ll impress you, I’m wondering if you’ll impress me



  • Sometimes the world sucks so I go to my own



  • Girls just wanna have fun(damental human rights)



  • The sun watches what I do, the moon knows all my secrets



  • Wait a sec? Why am I stressin?



  • Don’t ask. I was always like this.



  • Words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci



  • You said you wouldn’t and you did



  • How long is forever? Sometimes just one second.



  • I’d wish you the best but you already had it



  • I wanna be the person on your mind



  • She looks naive but she’s a monster



  • I kissed him twice already and he still hasn’t turned into a prince



  • Bad choices make good stories



  • Young, broke & fabulous



  • We’re all suckers for something



  • I think I’ll always be some type of in love with you



  • Pretty eyes and a mouthful of lies



  • You never know the last time you’ll see a place or a person



  • Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn



  • Princess? Nah bitch, queen.



  • All my flowers grew back as thorns



  • You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know?



  • I’ll survive. Somehow, I always do.



  • I’m sad about shit that never happened.



  • I really don’t need you.



  • She’s what you want, I’m what you need



  • I don’t understand anything about my entire life



  • You look like a woman in love going through hell



  • She was not for everyone, but she was for me. -Atticus



  • Sometimes you make choices in life, sometimes choices make you



  • You deserve the best and that’s me



  • Pathetic but aesthetic



  • And this is me expressing myself, okay?!



  • Do you tell me lies because they sound better?



  • Did it for the memories



  • You turned the page, I burned the book



  • Sad, lonely, and bad at math



  • Half devil, half goddess



  • Baby, this is not wonderland



  • I’m fire, don’t touch me if you’re scared to burn



  • If I had known better, I still would have done it

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