Sassy Instagram Captions

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Sassy Instagram Captions:-

• I am fucking gold but you prefer silver and that’s okay

• I am too full of life to be half loved

• Oh, honey, you can’t break a broken heart

• If I can’t have you, my love, then I’ll destroy you

• I want to cry but I have shit to do

• Killed my old self but the new me isn’t much better…

• Are you afraid to fall in love? I’m afraid of being the only one who falls

• Be real with me or get the fuck out of my face

• Why play tag when I’m already it?

• NO girl is me. She may be cute but she’s not me

• Stuck in a generation where love is just a quote and lying is the new truth

• Too smart to play your stupid games

• If you think loving her was hard, try forgetting her

• My biggest mistake wasn’t falling for you, it was thinking you had fallen for me too

• My standards are high, your chances are low

• You can try, but you’ll never do it like me

• Why chase you when I’m the catch

• Chill babe, we’re all bad in someone’s story

• I lost someone who didn’t care, you lost someone who did

• Put me on your wishlist

• Everything is temporary

• She’s the goddess of her own hell

• You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now

• Stop chasing the wrong one, the right one won’t run

• What if who I hope to be was always me?

• Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman’s got to hold on to -Stephen King

• Oh hun, I don’t argue. I just explain why I’m right

• So I’m invisible to you now? That’s cool, I’ve always wanted a superpower

• The moon dances with me in ways the sun will never know

• Oh honey, you can’t break me

• I love me enough for the both of us

• She looks like heaven but she’s born to sin

• Some days I can’t stop thinking about you and other days I wonder why I’m wasting my time

• Thank u, next (semester)

• I don’t always have time to study but when I do I still don’t

• Go disappoint the next bitch, I’m busy

• I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

• Let’s just live. What happens, happens.

• I like that we say “Oh man…” to express disappointment. Because men are, in fact, disappointing.

• My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you, it just means your level of stupidity rendered me speechless

• Not heartless just using my heart less

• Black like my soul

• I miss what we had but I don’t miss you

• I’m Prada you’re nada

• Behind every bad bitch is a sweet girl who got tired of everyone’s bullshit

• Losing you was actually my win

• Aren’t we all sinners?

• Keep your fake love away from me

• Throwing shade like it’s sunny

• Wave it in his face, say “Boy, bye”

• My only regret? I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off

• If I leave, I’m sorry for your loss

• Losing you was a nightmare but loving you was even worse

• It’s not fair to toy with people’s emotions

• It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste

• You’re the piece of me I wish I didn’t need

• They say I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste

• I may not be perfect but at least I’m not you

• I’m loyal but I ain’t stupid

• I kissed more bottles than boys and honestly, a hangover hurts less than heartbreak

• It’s not selfish to do what’s best for you

• I gave it all and you gave me shit

• We all do things we said we would never do

• I hate you because I have to wonder for the rest of my life why I wasn’t good enough

• She wears black but she has the most colorful mind

• I’m nicer when I like my outfit

• If I’m not the greatest love of your life then I’ll be your greatest loss instead

• Me chasing you? Bitch, read it backwards

• Too beautiful to live, too wild to die

• Don’t make her fall in love if you can’t love her

• Girls just wanna have funds

• You don’t miss the person, you miss the feeling

• Don’t be a lady, be a legend

• This is life, not heaven. You don’t have to be perfect.

• All she wanted was someone to look at her and see the person she hid so well

• Don’t chase anything but drinks and dreams

• Maybe my problem is that when I’m lost I look for you and not myself

• Feelings? Fuck them.

• Love is like cigarettes — it’s fun at first but eventually, it kills you

• I’m trying to make people smile but none of them try to make me happy

• Treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played

• What happened to me? I grew up.

• Faked it.

• She has that power no one can ignore — she loves herself

• Only a fool for you

• I don’t see you in my dreams anymore

• Wasn’t born to please you, boy

• I don’t want feelings I want new clothes

• Why would I be mad? He chose trash over treasure.

• Monsters in our head are scarier than monsters under our bed

• I am not a second choice

• Not a secret, just not your business

• I’m glad you stopped talking to me, it’s like the trash took itself out

• Brown eyes are just brown eyes until you love someone with brown eyes

• She made the devil pray to God

• Head in the clouds and I’m not coming down

• I don’t have time for idiots

• The more unhappy we are the more fake we become

• No boyfriend, no problem

• I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore

• Whatever happens tomorrow, we’ve had today

• They save love is pain, well darling, let’s hurt tonight

• Lusted by many, loved by none

• I feel bad for the people who never go crazy

• If karma doesn’t get you, I sure will

• People change. Satan used to be an angel.

• Do you ever just miss a feeling?

• I’m a girl. I should do as I like.

• Don’t be average be savage.

• We’ve all caught feelings for someone we wish we haven’t

• I don’t take shit personal from a person who don’t know me personally

• We loved each other at the wrong time

• You put me in a bad mood.

• To the moon and never back

• It’s like you’re screaming and no one can hear

• What is it, asshole day?

• Not giving a fuck is better than revenge

• You look 100% better when I can’t see you

• We blame society but we are society

• Best way to not get your heart broken? Pretend you don’t have one.

• If I have to fight to get your attention then I don’t want your attention

• I’ll find somebody else like you

• I deserved a better goodbye -Perry Poetry

• Baby, why you bullshittin?

• You hurt me and I said sorry

• Too glam to give a damn

• The one thing I learned that night is maybe I should have stayed home

• Don’t be someone’s “sometimes” -Bridgett Devoue

• I want to fall in love but I’m bored of everyone I meet

• I simply had to call you and tell you that I couldn’t care less

• I’m in control of everything except love

• At least we’re under the same sky

• Ya’ll hate me but ya’ll still watching

• I’m not wondering if I’ll impress you, I’m wondering if you’ll impress me

• Sometimes the world sucks so I go to my own

• Girls just wanna have fun(damental human rights)

• The sun watches what I do, the moon knows all my secrets

• Wait a sec? Why am I stressin?

• Don’t ask. I was always like this.

• Words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci

• You said you wouldn’t and you did

• How long is forever? Sometimes just one second.

• I’d wish you the best but you already had it

• I wanna be the person on your mind

• She looks naive but she’s a monster

• I kissed him twice already and he still hasn’t turned into a prince

• Bad choices make good stories

• Young, broke & fabulous

• We’re all suckers for something

• I think I’ll always be some type of in love with you

• Pretty eyes and a mouthful of lies

• You never know the last time you’ll see a place or a person

• Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn

• Princess? Nah bitch, queen.

• All my flowers grew back as thorns

• You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know?

• I’ll survive. Somehow, I always do.

• I’m sad about shit that never happened.

• I really don’t need you.

• She’s what you want, I’m what you need

• I don’t understand anything about my entire life

• You look like a woman in love going through hell

• She was not for everyone, but she was for me. -Atticus

• Sometimes you make choices in life, sometimes choices make you

• You deserve the best and that’s me

• Pathetic but aesthetic

• And this is me expressing myself, okay?!

• Do you tell me lies because they sound better?

• Did it for the memories

• You turned the page, I burned the book

• Sad, lonely, and bad at math

• Half devil, half goddess

• Baby, this is not wonderland

• I’m fire, don’t touch me if you’re scared to burn

• If I had known better, I still would have done it