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Sassy Instagram Captions:-
- I am fucking gold but you prefer silver and that’s okay
- I am too full of life to be half loved
- Oh, honey, you can’t break a broken heart
- If I can’t have you, my love, then I’ll destroy you
- I want to cry but I have shit to do
- Killed my old self but the new me isn’t much better…
- Are you afraid to fall in love? I’m afraid of being the only one who falls
- Be real with me or get the fuck out of my face
- Why play tag when I’m already it?
- NO girl is me. She may be cute but she’s not me
- Stuck in a generation where love is just a quote and lying is the new truth
- Too smart to play your stupid games
- If you think loving her was hard, try forgetting her
- My biggest mistake wasn’t falling for you, it was thinking you had fallen for me too
- My standards are high, your chances are low
- You can try, but you’ll never do it like me
- Why chase you when I’m the catch
- Chill babe, we’re all bad in someone’s story
- I lost someone who didn’t care, you lost someone who did
- Put me on your wishlist
- Everything is temporary
- She’s the goddess of her own hell
- You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now
- Stop chasing the wrong one, the right one won’t run
- What if who I hope to be was always me?
- Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman’s got to hold on to -Stephen King
- Oh hun, I don’t argue. I just explain why I’m right
- So I’m invisible to you now? That’s cool, I’ve always wanted a superpower
- The moon dances with me in ways the sun will never know
- Oh honey, you can’t break me
- I love me enough for the both of us
- She looks like heaven but she’s born to sin
- Some days I can’t stop thinking about you and other days I wonder why I’m wasting my time
- Thank u, next (semester)
- I don’t always have time to study but when I do I still don’t
- Go disappoint the next bitch, I’m busy
- I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first
- Let’s just live. What happens, happens.
- I like that we say “Oh man…” to express disappointment. Because men are, in fact, disappointing.
- My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you, it just means your level of stupidity rendered me speechless
- Not heartless just using my heart less
- Black like my soul
- I miss what we had but I don’t miss you
- I’m Prada you’re nada
- Behind every bad bitch is a sweet girl who got tired of everyone’s bullshit
- Losing you was actually my win
- Aren’t we all sinners?
- Keep your fake love away from me
- Throwing shade like it’s sunny
- Wave it in his face, say “Boy, bye”
- My only regret? I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off
- If I leave, I’m sorry for your loss
- Losing you was a nightmare but loving you was even worse
- It’s not fair to toy with people’s emotions
- It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste
- You’re the piece of me I wish I didn’t need
- They say I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste
- I may not be perfect but at least I’m not you
- I’m loyal but I ain’t stupid
- I kissed more bottles than boys and honestly, a hangover hurts less than heartbreak
- It’s not selfish to do what’s best for you
- I gave it all and you gave me shit
- We all do things we said we would never do
- I hate you because I have to wonder for the rest of my life why I wasn’t good enough
- She wears black but she has the most colorful mind
- I’m nicer when I like my outfit
- If I’m not the greatest love of your life then I’ll be your greatest loss instead
- Me chasing you? Bitch, read it backwards
- Too beautiful to live, too wild to die
- Don’t make her fall in love if you can’t love her
- Girls just wanna have funds
- You don’t miss the person, you miss the feeling
- Don’t be a lady, be a legend
- This is life, not heaven. You don’t have to be perfect.
- All she wanted was someone to look at her and see the person she hid so well
- Don’t chase anything but drinks and dreams
- Maybe my problem is that when I’m lost I look for you and not myself
- Feelings? Fuck them.
- Love is like cigarettes — it’s fun at first but eventually, it kills you
- I’m trying to make people smile but none of them try to make me happy
- Treat me like a game and I’ll show you how it’s played
- What happened to me? I grew up.
- Faked it.
- She has that power no one can ignore — she loves herself
- Only a fool for you
- I don’t see you in my dreams anymore
- Wasn’t born to please you, boy
- I don’t want feelings I want new clothes
- Why would I be mad? He chose trash over treasure.
- Monsters in our head are scarier than monsters under our bed
- I am not a second choice
- Not a secret, just not your business
- I’m glad you stopped talking to me, it’s like the trash took itself out
- Brown eyes are just brown eyes until you love someone with brown eyes
- She made the devil pray to God
- Head in the clouds and I’m not coming down
- I don’t have time for idiots
- The more unhappy we are the more fake we become
- No boyfriend, no problem
- I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore
- Whatever happens tomorrow, we’ve had today
- They save love is pain, well darling, let’s hurt tonight
- Lusted by many, loved by none
- I feel bad for the people who never go crazy
- If karma doesn’t get you, I sure will
- People change. Satan used to be an angel.
- Do you ever just miss a feeling?
- I’m a girl. I should do as I like.
- Don’t be average be savage.
- We’ve all caught feelings for someone we wish we haven’t
- I don’t take shit personal from a person who don’t know me personally
- We loved each other at the wrong time
- You put me in a bad mood.
- To the moon and never back
- It’s like you’re screaming and no one can hear
- What is it, asshole day?
- Not giving a fuck is better than revenge
- You look 100% better when I can’t see you
- We blame society but we are society
- Best way to not get your heart broken? Pretend you don’t have one.
- If I have to fight to get your attention then I don’t want your attention
- I’ll find somebody else like you
- I deserved a better goodbye -Perry Poetry
- Baby, why you bullshittin?
- You hurt me and I said sorry
- Too glam to give a damn
- The one thing I learned that night is maybe I should have stayed home
- Don’t be someone’s “sometimes” -Bridgett Devoue
- I want to fall in love but I’m bored of everyone I meet
- I simply had to call you and tell you that I couldn’t care less
- I’m in control of everything except love
- At least we’re under the same sky
- Ya’ll hate me but ya’ll still watching
- I’m not wondering if I’ll impress you, I’m wondering if you’ll impress me
- Sometimes the world sucks so I go to my own
- Girls just wanna have fun(damental human rights)
- The sun watches what I do, the moon knows all my secrets
- Wait a sec? Why am I stressin?
- Don’t ask. I was always like this.
- Words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci
- You said you wouldn’t and you did
- How long is forever? Sometimes just one second.
- I’d wish you the best but you already had it
- I wanna be the person on your mind
- She looks naive but she’s a monster
- I kissed him twice already and he still hasn’t turned into a prince
- Bad choices make good stories
- Young, broke & fabulous
- We’re all suckers for something
- I think I’ll always be some type of in love with you
- Pretty eyes and a mouthful of lies
- You never know the last time you’ll see a place or a person
- Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn
- Princess? Nah bitch, queen.
- All my flowers grew back as thorns
- You don’t always have to be who they want you to be, you know?
- I’ll survive. Somehow, I always do.
- I’m sad about shit that never happened.
- I really don’t need you.
- She’s what you want, I’m what you need
- I don’t understand anything about my entire life
- You look like a woman in love going through hell
- She was not for everyone, but she was for me. -Atticus
- Sometimes you make choices in life, sometimes choices make you
- You deserve the best and that’s me
- Pathetic but aesthetic
- And this is me expressing myself, okay?!
- Do you tell me lies because they sound better?
- Did it for the memories
- You turned the page, I burned the book
- Sad, lonely, and bad at math
- Half devil, half goddess
- Baby, this is not wonderland
- I’m fire, don’t touch me if you’re scared to burn
- If I had known better, I still would have done it