250+ Best Instagram Captions:

250+ Best Instagram Captions:-

Sassy Captions:-



5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1

Life goes on, with or without you.

Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!

If you’re honestly happy, fuck what people think.

Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.

her attitude savage but her heart is gold.

Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.

Life goes on, with or without you.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

Forgive, yes. Forget, never.

There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.

I don’t need any part-time people in my life.

Exhale the bullshit.

I got it from my mama.

Thick thighs and pretty eyes.


Instagram Captions:-

Be a Warrior, not a Worrier.

Go wild for a while.

Rolling with the homies.

When you are Downie, eat a brownie
.
All we have is NOW.

We got that Friday feeling.

Catch flights, not Feelings.

Disappointed but not surprised.

How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!

50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death.

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.

When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance

Women drivers rev my engine.

Good Instagram Captions:-

Watch more sunsets than Netflix.

At least this balloon is attracted to me!

I must destroy you with hugs and kisses

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

I woke up like this.

I decide the vibe.

If we could only turn back time…

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.

No one is you. That’s your power!

Got my coffee and donut.

Escape the ordinary.

Sweeter than honey.

Proof that I can do selfies better than you

When your mom lectures you about how you need to lose weight for an hour and you’re like ‘shit I don’t care I have got a skinny mirror to make me look good’!

A friend will always make you Smile, especially when you don’t want to…

Life is like a balloon..If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.
Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.

 You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie

This is to the Echos of our laughter. The looks That we Share. The never-ending gossips. and the Sudden amazing getaways. This is to our Past And This is to Our Future. This is to our Friendship that will Never Fade.

Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

Funny Captions:-

Friday, my second favorite F word

Life isn’t perfect…But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

When I was Rome.. I did what the Romans did.

I got back with my Ex…Box 360

Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.

Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.

You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The moment when she says you’re cute.

If we could only turn back time…

Love Captions:-

With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.

We come to love by not finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

When I fell for you, I fell Hard

If I ever write a story about my life, don’t be surprised if your name appears billion times.

I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with Me.

It will be Always YOU.

If you are Mine, You are Mine. I don’t like Sharing.

Nothing Can replace you!

I love you. That’s all I know.

I’m not perfect but I am Loyal.


Best Friend Captions:-

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!

“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” —Helen Keller

Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!

I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.

Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!

She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.

Meet my Partner in Crime

Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!

Sometimes, being with your bff is all the therapy you need!

Me and Myself Captions:-

I don’t need your approval to be me.

Why chase you, when I am the catch!

I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different. I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

If I were you, I would adore me.

Me? Weird? Bitch Please! I am Limited Edition.

I am not perfect. I make mistakes. But when I say Sorry… I mean it!

I am not trying to give an image of a fairy-tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.

I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.

I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a fewer wrinkles.

I take a lot of pride in being myself. I’m comfortable with who I am.

Everyone said I could be Anything.. So I became Sexy!

Flirty Captions:-

Do you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you got a pretty sweet ass!

They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?

Did you swallow magnets? cause you are attractive!

Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?

Nice t-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?

Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you live in a cornfield, coz I’m stalking you.

Never do the same mistake twice, unless he’s hot!

My mind is full of You!

Can I keep You?

Hey You! I love your face!

You don’t cross my mind. You live there!

As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.

Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material.

Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.

Smile. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.

Success Captions:-

Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.

Never stop doing great just because someone doesn’t give you credit.

It always seems impossible until it’s done.

Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.
Be honest.

Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.

Some Girls want superman but walk past Clark kent every day!

Good things come to those who hustle.

If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best friend!

You can’t do epic shit with basic people!

Be self-starter.

If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.

I didn’t come here to lose.

Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

Instagram Captions for Lyrics:-

“You the best I ever had”

“Let’s celebrate with a toast and get lost in tonight”

“Twenty-four-hour champagne diet”

“Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight”

“I’m here for a good time not a long time”

“On my worst behavior”

“My excuse is that I’m young”

“You only live once”

“Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up”

“I’m up right now and you suck right now”

“I’m just saying you could do better”

“Think before you come for the great one”

“If I die all i know is I’m a mothafuckin’ legend”

“Know yourself, know your worth”

“Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice”

“Call me the referee because I be so official”

“Last name ever, first name greatest”

“Started from the bottom now we’re here”

“Fresher than a pillow with a mint on it”

All we want is hot hot boys boys boys.”

“So baby raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.”

“Some girls won’t dance to the beat of the track.”

“Put some lipstick on, perfume your neck and slip your high heels on, rinse and curl your hair, loosen your hips and get a dress to wear.”

“Don’t tell me I’m less than my freedom.”

“I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and…oh my god!”

“Write what you want, say what you want ‘bout me, if you’re wondering, know that I’m not sorry.”

“I don’t wanna be alone forever, but I love gypsy life.”

It’s good to live expensively, you know it.”

“Out in the club and I’m sipping’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”

“I should’ve left my phone at home ‘cause this is a disaster.”

“Get your hot rods ready to rumble ‘cause we’re gonna drink until we die.


Lit Captions:-

Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.

You can ask tommy, Hilfiger it out!

You are a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.

In a room of arts, I would still stare at you.

I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.

Get you a Me, I am LIT.

I am not picky, I just know what I want.

Braless is flawless.

Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.

If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.

Bitch I want to slap you, but in which face I don’t know.

I accept my time, back in cash.

Soul over ego.

but my personality is lit.

No guts, no Glory.

Forever is composed of nows.

Let the good times roll!

Stay real or stay away from me.

Accept yourself unless you are a serial killer.

We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.


Selfie Captions for Instagram:-

Morning Gram

Mentally on the beach

Some days start better than others

All about the vibe

Only a cupcake searching for a stud biscuit

The wasted years, the wasted youth, the pretty lies and the ugly truth

I am that clumsy person, always loving and never leaving

Dear cupid, next time shoot us both

Mellow vibes and everything nice.

Why so serious?

I woke up like this

Getting my pose on!

Be a more of you, less of them.

Smile a little more, regret a little less.

Clever as a devil, twice as pretty.

Grow through what you go through.

Self love is the best love.

Why you chase when I am the catch.

Escape the ordinary.



Good Selfie Captions:-

Life is like photography, we develop from negatives!
Thick thighs, thin patience.
And it’s all fun and games until somebody falls in love
SO young, SO High
Glazed eyes, empty hearts
Love me now cause forevers don’t last
Things I used to trip on, I walk over now
I like it better when my jeans are ripped up
You can’t airbrush personality
A little contour and confidence
If I can’t wear my sneakers, I ain’t goin’
Flexin’my complexion
Fall in love with being alive
Don’t play hard to get, play hard to forget
I am too full of life, to be half loved
Temptation isn’t sin

Selfie quotes:-

Many have an image of me, few get the picture
Clever as the devil and twice as pretty
go wild for a while
A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world
Escape the ordinary
La vie est belle
Darling your looks can kill
Right back on my worst behavior
Where are you moving? I said, Onto better things
Eyes are never quiet
So just forget about the world, we’re young tonight
Didn’t they tell you I was savage
Never on schedule but always on time
She acts like summer and walks like rain
And I go crazy cause here isn’t where I wanna be
Don’t be afraid of your shadow; it’s really just a constant reminder that there’s light all around you.
Ideal Sunday feels
Quiet the mind, and the soul will speak
I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
“You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.” – John Lennon
“Anything is possible with sunshine and a little pink.” — Lilly Pulitzer
“I adore pink; it’s very powerful. It makes you feel sweet and sexy.” — Alessandro Michele


Funny selfie captions:-

She was simple like quantum physics
Today I will be as useless as the g in lasagna
Kanye attitude with drake feelings
hella heart eyes for you
Throw sass around like confetti
Sending my selfie to NASA, because I am a star!
Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be
Moonwalks out of an awkward situation
Mon tre’sor.
Sunshine on my head.
Let it hurt and then let it go.
Don’t be eye candy, be Soul Food.
Salty BUT Sweet.
Own who you are!
FRI-NALLY!
Choose Yourself
Do ya thing B!
I am Prada. You are NADA
Eyes are never Quiet
Confidence Level: Selfie with no Filter.
Saturdaze!
I always bring my Slay game.
Less Perfection, more Authenticity.
Make them stop and Stare.
Life Happens, Coffee Helps.
Everything’s blurry but the feeling’s real

250+ Best Instagram Captions: 250+ Best Instagram Captions: Reviewed by Abhishek Roy on April 05, 2019 Rating: 5

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